Monthly Archives: August 2011

Desperately Seeking Susan


and by Susan… I mean an answer to this question.

Who the heck out there found this blog using the search term “banana in my ass .confess”

Seriously, there are at least 3 of you this month and I’m dying to meet you kooky kinksters… if only to say I know people who search for “banana in my ass .confess” on google.

Thank you for the laugh, it was much needed today after a 4 1/2 hour search for my missing cars keys (which, somehow, were magically found on the kitchen counter 45 seconds after I asked B if somehow he had placed them in his pocket today. Obviously, I remain suspicious, but am letting this one slide) and tomorrow I hope someone figures out that a banana in your ass is just a bad idea through and through.




If you are actually attending my wedding… do not click more


because i tried to wait as long as i could to show off the difference between the dress when i ordered it in January.. and my fitting last week

so, here we go

i mean it, if you’re attending in 12 days, do not click! Otherwise you WILL SEE ME IN MY DRESS!

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weddin day secret… how did I not know about this


fashion tape.

seriously, how did I not know this was an option?

the only noticeably and visible loose skin is under my arm, in the ol’ pit. for the sake of photos and my sanity i will be pulling a day long skin pull with the tape.

i mean, i’ll also be using it for it’s intended purpose… gluing my necklace in place because it flips a lot and to hold the spanx down on my hips

but there you go

should you have a little loose skin in places easy to tape, and an invite to the event of the year, feel free to snag that little tip

13 sleeps


13 sleeps.

13 days to cross off the rest of my to do

to pay out an obscene amount of money to the balance of our vendors

to drop just a few more lbs for good measure (the dress, it fits!)

to make 60 layers of 8in round cake (without indulging in 60 nibbles of cake)

to make 140 cakes pops

to fill a candy table

to love my fiance

to run through my make up trial

to meet once more with our dj, our celebrant, our caterer

to relish in the fact that 99% of our to do list has been completed well ahead of schedule

to pack for our honeymoon

to worry about the fact that our passports are not yet here

to get some sleep

to get our rear tired switched out for new

to field calls from guests for last minute information

to find my lost cell phone


I will post some pictures this week if FAB is fab enough to let me borrow her computer, B’s mac doesn’t have a card reader on it and I can’t find my external reader anywhere. I might have to break down and buy a new one before leaving on honeymoon.

dress, hair, flowers


the dress fits, it’s awesome

the hair was gorgeous in the trial run

my bouquet is finished

i have no internet at home :o(  big storms or some mess up here last night had myself, my family, my future mother in law and FAB and her crew holing up in my basement.

thankfully the storms were short lived and we are unscathed.

the wedding tornado soldiers on