You lied to me bread. You said it’d be okay, that you wouldn’t go straight to my hips.
You said we were friends, but there you went behind my back… straight to my ass.
You and I are done bread, and you know I what? I’m writing off your whole carby crowd. They are bad for me too… and now, I can’t trust the whole lot of you white carbs.
Damn it, I loved you Bread, I thought this was the real thing.